- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
תֹ֙הוּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
Just a boy with a love of the ocean, writing, music, an unquenchable wanderlust, and desire to learn.
(via a-breathless-oblivion)
(via bringsocialjustice)
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(Source: ibad, via a-breathless-oblivion)
baby burrito
you know who would love some baby burrito
I know someone who would enjoy it more
(Source: stryker, via mr-radical)
- parents: why are you awake so early
- me: who said i went to sleep
(Source: door-to-phantomile, via rudimentarypinay)



